A "haunted" car attracting rats and missing a window has been listed for sale by a dad desperate to get rid of his old motor.
Tommy Rayson has written possibly the most brutally honest car advert you are likely to see, as he describes his 2004 Volvo V70 as a "skip full of dog s***".
Perhaps unsurprisingly, the less than flattering listing has not attracted much interest in the car, which Tommy joked he would not have minded if he had finished the advert to find it stolen.
With £200 on offer for the Volvo as scrap, Tommy is hoping someone will take a punt on the vehicle and give him a better price.
Tommy from Truro, Cornwall uploaded the advert on Saturday, it reads: "Is anybody after this absolute weapon? And by weapon I mean piece of s***. It’s a Volvo V70 on a 54 plate with 374k on the clock. You read it right – 374k!
"It needs a lot of love, and I mean a Gemma Collins portion of love.
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"It has zero history, vibrates like a Whacker plate when idling, and I’m hoping that someone has stolen it while I’m writing this advert.
"It’s filthy inside and out, like next level filthy. Like a farm vehicle. Or a skip full of dog s****."
Pictures with the advert show the car in seemingly average condition, with cream leather seats, but with a bin bag over the back left window.
The ad continues: "I actually don’t know whether the window is stuck closed or missing.
"That being said it’s a diesel estate with MoT until August with a tow bar that starts and drives and the brakes work. Cruise control, heated seats and full leather.
"Comes with one key, V5 and a priest's blessing that you’ll get home alive. I’ve actually just driven it from Penryn to Truro and it was exciting.
"Scrap value is £200 so best offer over that please. Come take it away please as it’s attracting rats and I think It’s haunted."
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